first lesson

ATTENTION ALL BETAS.

This is your Omega Wolf speaking and our latest story is about a documenary of the canadian OMEGA WOLF

WOLF FACT ONE.

Here's a fact for you Beta's out there: Your WOLF TITLE is not something you are born into; it's something that has to be either passed down,

OR FOUGHT FOR.

PICK-UP LINES TO WOO YOUR FELLOW WOLVES:

Hey babe, are you a magnet?

Because you're attractive

second 2nd lesson

NEVER ignore it when your INNER WOLF is ready to breed.

this is a PRIMAL URGE and MUST NOT BE IGNORED for fear of becoming rabid

WOLF FACT 2

The reason most wolves don't speak is because they've been mewing since day one.

WOLF FACT fact THRE.

thrid lesons,,/

NEVER be afraid to lie down when you, the ALPHA are feeling the RAGE come on...

For instance- this one time; I was playing BRITISH football,,, nand I got hit in the head with a ball. Feeling the rage coming on liek an approaching storm (such as the one from hit game fotnite), i promptly laid down, so as to pacify the BEAST,,,

lesson numero fouro; (spanish)

ALWAYS remember to treat yourself. Buy yourself digital currency and Monster whenever you'd like.

WOLF FACT QUATRO.

Wolfs hafe WAR. they FIGHT to the DFEATH. WATCH YOURSLEF,.

leson number five i thinkg.

Remember, young kits.............It's a very importante (muy importante en espanol) that you remember ti disregard your shower,,,alpha wolves in the wild sont haff hem...why shOULD WE??., sigh,,,

WOLF FACT NUMBRAWR FIVEU!!!1!!1^^^

Wolves liek to mark their territory....an HOW do they do this.,.????? PISS. THEY PISS. THEY PISS ALL OVER EVERYTHING. PISS.

Hey,

It's been a while, hasn't it? I mean, updates are pretty consistent, but it feels like it's been a while since there's been a REAL update.