first lesson

ATTENTION ALL BETAS.

This is your Omega Wolf speaking and our latest story is about a documenary of the canadian OMEGA WOLF

WOLF FACT ONE.

Here's a fact for you Beta's out there: Your WOLF TITLE is not something you are born into; it's something that has to be either passed down,

OR FOUGHT FOR.

PICK-UP LINES TO WOO YOUR FELLOW WOLVES:

Hey babe, are you a magnet?

Because you're attractive

second 2nd lesson

NEVER ignore it when your INNER WOLF is ready to breed.

this is a PRIMAL URGE and MUST NOT BE IGNORED for fear of becoming rabid

WOLF FACT 2

The reason most wolves don't speak is because they've been mewing since day one.

WOLF FACT fact THRE.

thrid lesons,,/

NEVER be afraid to lie down when you, the ALPHA are feeling the RAGE come on...

For instance- this one time; I was playing BRITISH football,,, nand I got hit in the head with a ball. Feeling the rage coming on liek an approaching storm (such as the one from hit game fotnite), i promptly laid down, so as to pacify the BEAST,,,

lesson numero fouro; (spanish)

ALWAYS remember to treat yourself. Buy yourself digital currency and Monster whenever you'd like.

WOLF FACT QUATRO.

Wolfs hafe WAR. they FIGHT to the DFEATH. WATCH YOURSLEF,.

leson number five i thinkg.

Remember, young kits.............It's a very importante (muy importante en espanol) that you remember ti disregard your shower,,,alpha wolves in the wild sont haff hem...why shOULD WE??., sigh,,,

WOLF FACT NUMBRAWR FIVEU!!!1!!1^^^

Wolves liek to mark their territory....an HOW do they do this.,.????? PISS. THEY PISS. THEY PISS ALL OVER EVERYTHING. PISS.

WOLF LIFE UPDATES

This post is to mark tha start of a new series I'm doign: